{"id":99,"date":"2009-09-10T18:40:09","date_gmt":"2009-09-10T23:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/?p=99"},"modified":"2014-09-29T16:39:08","modified_gmt":"2014-09-29T21:39:08","slug":"it-takes-a-thief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/?p=99","title":{"rendered":"It takes a thief&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok&#8230;.before I confess let me set up the scenario.<br \/>\nI stayed with Aaron over night last night and anyone that has done so can tell you that you don&#8217;t get a lot of sleep. Lights on&#8230;lights off&#8230;. bells and whistles going off&#8230;.nurses in and out. So I get up this morning at 5:20 to drive straight to work getting dressed in the dark. I get the news from Diane around noon that Aaron&#8217;s sneakers have gone missing. After a long day at work I drive home and pop open the tailgate to my Jeep Cherokee and guess what I found&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;you got it. Aaron&#8217;s sneakers. I WAS SET UP! I THINK THAT IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB! THE EVIDENCE WAS PLANTED! I plan to turn my self into the authorities at Magee on Saturday. I will probably be placed under house arrest! Anyone who knows me is not surprised by this wild tale.<br \/>\nIn all seriousness I am sorry for any undeserved suspicion that was cast towards anyone at Magee as they have been nothing less than wonderful.<br \/>\nJaime &amp; Aaron are having an NFL kick-off party at Magee tonight for the Steelers vs. Titans game. I took Aaron&#8217;s terrible towel down to him on Wednesday so that he would have it tonight. Enjoy yourselves tonight guys!<\/p>\n<p>We love you!<\/p>\n<p>Signed,<\/p>\n<p>Sticky Fingers Wood (my criminal name)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok&#8230;.before I confess let me set up the scenario. I stayed with Aaron over night last night and anyone that has done so can tell you that you don&#8217;t get a lot of sleep. Lights on&#8230;lights off&#8230;. bells and whistles going off&#8230;.nurses in and out. So I get up this morning at 5:20 to drive [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1468,"href":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions\/1468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aaronwood.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}